What I’ve Been Doing in the Rain
By Audrey | January 27, 2010
Sorry I’ve been a little quiet lately in the blogosphere…I’m depressed about some teeth/gum problems I got the news of this month, trying to quit smoking, and it’s been raining like a fucker here so I guess I’ve had a lot on my mind.
I did start shooting some new pics and videos for my site and making some fun shoot plans with friends for February so I’ve got some goodies coming up to distract us all though! I’ve also started redecorating my bedroom a little bit with a new comforter, painting, and candles so I’ve been enjoying hanging out on my bed on my cam a fair amount this month so far.
Showing off my new ‘do on cam
I also got a cute new hairdo this week that I’m still trying to figure out how to style on my own, so…hopefully the next try will go better, but I did get in a shoot for Audrey’s Leg Tease right after I got back from the salon so you’ll get to see it in all it’s freshly-styled glory even if I never manage to figure it out (which is more than possible).
Also, I signed up for one of those “ask me anything” thingies I kept seeing on twitter so if you have any questions for me, ask away here, it’s kinda fun and you can post anonymously. Of course I maintain my right to silence but it’s been fun so far!
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Mirror Masturbation 2
By Audrey | January 18, 2010
A surprising (to me) “favorite” video among my members was “Mirror Masturbation” a little solo video I shot on the tripod in my old house which was blessed with a BOUNTY of mirrors. Oh how I can’t wait to move to another spot with 360 degree mirrors so you can really check out what flatters your booty. I just hope I can get there by the time I still want to see it! Anyway, that’s beside the point. The video was fun because it was simple, intimate, and the mirrors let the viewer see a variety of angles of me naked all at once.
Anyway I *still* keep getting letters about how much people enjoyed that video, so I decided it’s time for a sequel! Now I am not as blessed in the bathroom mirror department so this time I had to do a little stunt-work: I crawled right up over my little bathroom sink and squatted on the counter to play in front of the mirror and the medicine cabinet!
This was a lot of fun just like the first, with a little added panty play this time as I’m indulging in a lovely new purple paisley bra and panty set, teasing myself and getting nice and wet before I strip them off for a hot pussy fingering session. You can get these and all my other masturbation, fetish, and sex adventure videos on my site now. Members, be sure and comment on your favorite vids and let me know if you want sequels to any of them! Hehehe ;-)
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HNT: Flashing in the Snow
By Audrey | January 14, 2010
This was taken at about 3:30 AM in the middle of a nasty snow storm in Chicago a few years ago that had me snowbound at the house of a good friend and photographer. After some poker and wine I could not resist to get out in that snow and take some pictures. They didn’t come out the best quality because of the whole middle-of-the-night thing but this was about the most fun I’ve ever had in front of the camera. The cold air on my skin sobering my wine-flushed feeling and just dancing around naked with the light reflecting in the snow, I could have stayed out there all night it was so magical.
The only thing I miss about the snow these days is that it’s a more entertaining form of way-t00-fucking-cold than dry cold and wind. It all sucks and dancing naked in the moonlight moments are few and far between compared to bundled up and swearing moments. Can you tell, I am ready for summer already!
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Happy 2010!
By Audrey | January 2, 2010
Hey folks! Sorry to (mostly) disappear from the internets the past couple weeks but I needed a real holiday this year, what can I say? Last year I stayed home during the holidays, did a bit of celebrating and relaxing but also a lot of work and not much time with family and friends, so this year I did the opposite! I visited my parents and had a very nice chance to reconnect with my brother and sister over board games and YouTube, ate a giant Christmas dinner for 20 which my saintly grandmother managed to cook and organize for everyone, put in as much time as I could with all my relatives, and sorta wore myself out. I haven’t had much family time in the past few years though, so it was very nice despite the “issues” that most families have, things went pretty smoothly.
I came back and did a bit of work and then it was off to spend a couple days with Hercules to celebrate the New Year, some nice relaxing drunken and sexed-up times with him. To tell the truth I am a little oversexed now, I think I scratched myself…Yow! Feeling pretty good though and excited to get back to work. I just put the new comforter I got for Christmas on my bed and I am looking forward to spending some naughty time on it.
HeavyB has had a rough week between a bout of food poisoning and a toothache that’s been neglected a little too long with all the holiday craziness though, and his birthday is tomorrow. Poor guy!! Guess I’m gonna have to be an extra nice wifey…shouldn’t be too hard as we are currently on the hunt for a PS3 for our Xmas-to-each-other gift, so hopefully he can recuperate in fine gaming style.
I am not really doing resolutions this year though of course I have some goals for myself. Looking back on 2009, there were a few struggles, mostly with family drama and money/recession-related frustrations, but there were an awful lot more positives than negatives this year. Made some great new friends, I’ve accomplished a lot of what I set out to do work-wise, was adopted by the sweetest kitty ever, and I learned to paint! Pretty sweet if you ask me! Here’s to a happy and sexy 2010 for everyone!
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Unwrap Audrey!
By Audrey | December 22, 2009
What’s THAT big package under the tree? Could it be the horny lady you were asking Santa for?
I’m all dressed up in a cute new bra and panty set, eager to be unwrapped! I just love dressing up for the holidays in something a little naughty and getting wild under the tree! Full set of me getting ‘unwrapped’ available now on my homemade porn site.
XOX,
Audrey
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Naughty times on my webcam
By Audrey | December 19, 2009
I just grabbed a bunch of archived snapshots from my webcam and added them to my site – on of the best parts of having my own amateur porn site is getting to play with my members on cam every day, whether it’s a quick flash in the morning or a full-on naked show with toys and creative props!
Those are just a few of the 339 captures I posted from this Fall. I take a few almost every day while I’m playing on my webcam so it’s fun to post all these camgirl archives so my members can see what I have been up to every day.
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Naughty Party Girls
By Audrey | December 14, 2009
My my it is fun to get to know a few other naughty ladies like myself! This weekend Oasis and Jen were in town to host a barmeet/have a fun night on the town, and we wooped it up at several local bars, culminating in me dancing on the bar, and, um…falling off. Honestly as much as I love to dance on the bar tipsy with high heels I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before!! SO embarrassing, but I’m ok, just a little bump on my knee. I had a great time and took yesterday to chill at home playing Where’s Waldo on my phone and reading art books. Today I remembered I had some more evidence of what naughty party girls Oasis and I can be, and I dug up these photos from her Labor Day party to prove it! Mid-orgy I decide to be like one of the guys and strap-on my own cock and jump into the action! 
Such fun, and with so many people watching, it was the voyeuristic spectacle. I think some of the guys were jealous of how big mine was….that could be my penis envy talking but I’m just gonna let it speak. Anyway I posted the photo gallery today and I’m getting to work on the accompanying video, so I hope you will join my site and check it out or of course just enjoy (and leave comments!) if you are already a member!
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HNT: My booty in sheer panties
By Audrey | December 10, 2009
I’ve been noticing a lot of Half-Nekkid Thursday posts on some of the naughty blogs I read, and decided I should finally jump in and start posting some of my own favorite half-nekkid pics, since half undressed is just about my favorite state to be in, and of course I am sure you could won’t mind a little more t&a on this blog!
Have I mentioned how much I love sheer panties? This is one of my favorite pairs to shake my booty on cam in and I really love how it pairs with black nylons, a sure-fire combo to get me crawling around on the bed like this…
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Playing Santa
By Audrey | December 9, 2009
Ahhh it’s starting to feel very holidayish around here! I’ll be posting some new holiday photos on my site soon, but in the meantime much of this week has been about baking, starting my holiday preparations, and playing Santa, starting to give out a few holiday gifts. Also, I’ve got my very first holiday-themed cam show of the year tomorrow so I hope you are all there to get me in the spirit!
Nom, nom, nom!
Of course I should be plenty spirited by then, because tonight I have set aside to drink hot apple cider and decorate my tree! It’s been 3 years since I’ve had a Christmas tree and it is my favorite part of the season. Even though I won’t be here on Christmas I wanted to put one up to enjoy anyway, should be a fun evening tonight for me! :)
Also, the details have been ironed out for this weekend’s barmeet in Vegas so if you want to hang out with me, Oasis, and Jen Saturday night, get in touch with me and/or check out the full event info here on Oasis’s calendar - she is a kickass host and party organizer and I am so psyched she set this thing up!
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Naked Party Pics!
By Audrey | December 2, 2009
I just posted a bunch of silly party pictures from my recent visit to Oasis’s Labor Day party. What a blast I had goofing off in the pool, drinking pink beer, flashing my titties, and enjoying the naked party festivities!
Here I am flashing my boobies for the camera…it’s just not a party without some flashing! Oasis had a whole gangbang going on in her room (she is such a naughty wife!) and I think it was shortly after I took this photo that I realized *I* had never done the gangbang thing like these guys get to, so I grabbed my strap-on and decided to make it a real party! Video coming up soon – nothing like being one of the guys! Check out my site for all my naked party pics!
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