Piles of slutty clothes
By Audrey | January 8, 2008
Yesterday I stood in the middle of my bedroom with piles of slutty clothes all around me. I had three piles on the bed, several next to the bed, one in the hall outside the door, and several items stacked up on the dresser. I have never been very good at organizing stuff and the collection of clothes that I have gathered over the years posing for pics and camming is starting to overwhelm me. I sorted everything roughly into these categories:
- Wear in a shoot already because it’s been hanging in my closet too long and I’m getting sick of it already before I’ve even used it
- Hold on to for girlfriends of mine I am planning to photograph over the coming months
- Give away to camgirl/webgirl friends - stuff that’s too small
- Give away to camgirl/webgirl friends - stuff that’s too big
- Stuff that’s been mixed with my day-to-day clothes that really belongs with costumes/camming gear
- Stuff that’s been mixed with my costumes/camming gear that really belongs with day-to-day clothes
- Stuff to drop at Goodwill
- Garbage
- Stockings/hosiery (how in the world will I ever get all my legwear organized??)
I’m thinking really going through all this stuff should remove about 60-70% of my wardrobe, and hopefully it will make it much easier to keep tidy. Of course as soon as I get rid of all this stuff I’ll probably rush right out and fill my closets with more stuff, because the truth is as a webgirl you go through clothes fast! Once I’ve worn the same thing a couple times it just doesn’t inspire me to shoot in again unless it’s really a favorite item, and of course I am hoping you viewers always want something *new* to look at.
I really haven’t filled my wardrobe very well after losing weight either and a lot my basic clothes I used to wear quite a bit are all baggy on me now. Ummm not that I’m complaining - this past year I have lost the final 5 pounds that had been nagging me and I am really strutting around the house naked quite a bit delighted with my smoother thighs and smaller tummy. I still maintain that you need a large and wonderful wardrobe full of sexy outfits from suits to jeans to stockings though to do this webgirl stuff up right. Who me? Make excuses to shop? Nahhhh… ;-)
As for the rest of my week? I have quite a few days of shoots lined up over the next couple weeks in Vegas as so many people are in town for the adult shows, I am trying to figure out what to wear to the parties, and HeavyB and I have been banging our heads against the wall trying to figure out the best way to edit my videos on his new Macbook Pro. Members can look for a new video sometime today, cross your fingers for us! *laugh* I’m antsy because it’s been a whole week since I’ve updated my site and you know I don’t like to make you wait this long, but I promise it’s a good one! <insert evil grin here>
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Meet me in Vegas this month?
By Audrey | January 4, 2008
Hey folks! I just posted a couple banners over on the right for upcoming parties in Vegas I am going to. This time of year is when the adult conventions hit Vegas and I am going to a couple of these parties and going to be some shooting around town, so it should be a busy busy month but a lot of fun.
I’ll be going to the Girls of the Internet party that I went to last year and a new party hosted by Xpeeps so if you are going to be in Vegas this month, check them out! :) I have to admit I am NOT a very outgoing person in a big group setting, I am much more social in smaller groups and I will have to try not to be such a wallflower this year as I was last year and get out and meet more new friends.
Also, ummm if any sexy ladies are reading and want to talk about shooting together drop me a line girls! ;-)
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Happy New Year!
By Audrey | January 2, 2008
Yeah I know I’m a day late but I don’t make resolutions. Anyway I rung in the new year in my member camshows yesterday so some of you got new years greetings from me and some didn’t. I have been busy busy since I got home but a little antisocial I admit (outside of yesterday’s shows) but I’m getting into the groove again.
Anyway, here’s some New Years babbling from me, just because I thought I would pop on and say hi!
Loading...PS. Yes, I know I have split ends. :(
PS. Please don’t lecture me about my split ends. I will
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My new long socks fetish
By Audrey | December 28, 2007
Ho boy. I just bought 3 pairs of long socks and I am soooo infatuated with them that I hopped in front of the camera as soon as I got home yesterday to take these long socks over pantyhose pictures.
I absolutely love this set: it has everything that’s ME…nerdy conservative polo and glasses, a sunny spot in my kitchen that makes me feel relaxed and sexy, sexy silky pantyhose that I adore, and of course the socks, a brand new fetish for me and I suspect one you will be seeing lots more of based on how much I adored making and posting these!
I have been keeping the majority of my pantyhose photos on my pantyhose fetish site at Southern Charms but when I shot this set I just couldn’t resist saving it out for AdorableAudrey.com - even if you aren’t into pantyhose I hope shots like this will give you a taste of why I love posing with them:
I posted the full set of 121 1400×1050 resolution photos in my members area just a short while ago and it’s definitely a legwear lover’s delight, lots of upskirts and I am having a delightful time with my pantyhose and socks tease as I am sure you can see. *grin*
PS - I have to give props to Trixie who just might be the responsible person for my new long socks fetish. Ever since I saw her wearing these on her site I have been enamored with the look of a sexy curvy leg wrapped up in a warm fuzzy sock.
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It’s good to be home
By Audrey | December 27, 2007
I do not remember the last time I have been so pleased to be home after a trip. I’m puffed up and pleased with myself for cleaning the house so well before I left, making sure I had cold diet coke with lime in the fridge, and a soft made bed.
The time away did me good, though I wouldn’t exactly qualify it for ‘vacation’ status. I had a pretty decent holiday all in all with lots of tasty food, wonderful gifts, and on the “giving is better than receiving” front, I had more fun doing my shopping than I ever remember and everyone loved what I got them. Score!!
The holiday had a little damper as my in-laws were in red alert nag mode. Did you two visit the 86 year old great aunt yet? Have you helped clean out the fish tank yet? Don’t you have your wrapping done yet? You think I’m exaggerating but literally not 5 minutes passed in their presence without a nag of some sort, they even yelled them at the back of our heads as we finally left yesterday. Phew!! Totally exhausting and it didn’t go well at all with my over the holidays bout of PMS.
Last night, HeavyB picked up some take-out for us to eat, while we watched an excellent documentary about Andy Warhol. (There appears to be a new art station on our cable package called Ovation. Another present!! YAY!)
As we sat and watched tv and watched our bird preen herself, we sunk into the peaceful quiet. No nagging! No one banging at the door! No chores to do or people to visit! Ahhhh lovely. How I missed my quiet house and cozy robe, which I forgot to pack and missed every night.
I have plenty to catch up on now but it’s not too bad, I made myself a nice manageable to do list for the day and I am really looking forward to playing on cam again and let my bad girl side out again after playing nice for a week. I’ll be getting on cam in a little while, but I just can’t seem to get out of this cozy robe just yet…
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Holiday wishes & catch-up
By Audrey | December 24, 2007
Don’t you just looooove my super sized santa hat?
Sadly this is the only Santa hat I brought with me on my trip out to visit the in-laws (I have 4 cuz I’m spirited like that) and the damn thing is so heavy it keeps sliding off my head!
I have a pretty crappy internet connection out here so I haven’t been able to much other than keep the site updated. I could kick myself for leaving the peek-a-boo cam pointed into my office rather than finding a way to rig it up so I could check on my pet cockatiel, or at least somewhere where I could make sure the place wasn’t broken into, but I’m going to have to assume all is well since the computer is still there anyway. The weather out here in the midwest is very good for reminding me why I moved to sunnier climes, after a few days in this I am absolutely determined that I will NEVER live anywhere that gets this cold again!
I’ve had very little time to myself and now that it’s Christmas eve, except for the next hour or so, most every hour of the rest of my trip is spoken for. Today is ‘visiting’ day, where HeavyB and I will wander around town catching up with various of his friends from childhood and family members he doesn’t get to see much. I’ve also of course got a couple last minute things to pick up and gifts to wrap. I am also hoping to take an hour in the midst of this and maybe take some snow pictures, though I have to say for the most part, there isn’t much pretty snow around me and I might get too cold and wimp out since it’s not been all that picturesque. We’ll see - playing that part by ear.
I have to say though I am damn excited for tomorrow and feeling a little shallow about it because it does appear that my in-laws will be spoiling us absolutely rotten in the gift department this year. I grew up not having much for Christmas - never destitute but never spoiled either, but his family does the holidays up in an orgy of consumerism which used to actually make me a little uncomfortable. This year, since I’ve been frustrated at not being able to work at all while I’m here and stressing about the blow to my income, I’ve decided to embrace it and enjoy the GETTING.
Speaking of GETTING, members get this sweet holiday set from me today and a new video tomorrow - I certainly hope they help warm up your holidays!
Oh, by the way…my outgoing email hasn’t been working since I got here. I am going to try again to fix it today but since I haven’t had any come in that were really urgent, just know that I’ve written some emails but they are sitting in my outbox still trying to escape. :) I’ll be home on Thursday and doing the rest of my catch up then, since the internet here is annoying me so.
Anyway, I am pretty sure I have nothing else interesting to say so I’ll just leave you with a Merry Christmas and hope everyone has a lovely holiday season whatever and however you do it up. Holiday hugs to all!
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Pre-holiday vlog
By Audrey | December 19, 2007
Hey folks! Yes, I am starting to check out mentally a little I admit it! This year has been challenging overall and the past couple months have been pretty exhausting, so I definitely need a vacation! Here’s a little babbling about my holiday travels - I leave tomorrow and I’m definitely looking forward to a change of pace. I will be in contact a bit and have a couple updates going up while I’m gone so I’m not checking out totally but…eh what can I say? I need a vacation!! :)
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Naked in the Snow
By Audrey | December 17, 2007
I had so much fun getting together my latest photo set, Midnight Snowbunny. Check me out:
I found this set, which is actually almost 2 years old, last week while I was organizing a few things in my photo back-ups - I took these in the middle of a big snowstorm in Chicago, late at night after a couple martinis and a very competitive game of poker at my friend Pedro’s house. The picture quality is a bit blah on these - middle of the night outdoor drunken snow photography is not easy - but mostly when I look at these pictures I remember how good I felt while taking them.
Yes, I was freezing my ass off but I felt so daring and playful while Pedro snapped these pictures of me, and HeavyB shouted from the porch that I should get back inside before my nipples turned blue. Despite how cold it was, I could have been happy all night frolicking naked in the snow, if only my body would let me. Shooting outdoors has always been a bit of an adrenaline rush for me but naked in the snow in the middle of the night while tipsy and surrounded with friends: absolute bliss.
The full set of 51 high-resolution-but-kinda-grainy pictures was uploaded for AdorableAudrey members today, enjoy!
By the way, here’s a much different peek at the weather I am living in right now. I took this picture this morning, the rose bush in my yard managed to survive the dry hot summer with my broken sprinklers, but I think these buds came too late to bloom. These have been sitting in almost this exact state in my yard for about 3 weeks now, seemingly suspended in time.
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Bored Camgirl’s Guide to Web Surfing
By Audrey | December 12, 2007
Since I’ve been camming quite a bit these last couple weeks in preparation for holiday shopping, I’ve had an inordinate of time to just “surf” the web while hanging out between shows. I just figured I’d share a few of my favorite things I’ve spotten online because, well, I have to do something before I finish my coffee!
Merriam-Webster’s word of the year: w00t!
Oooh one of my favorite “new” words, added to my vocabulary over the many hours I spent playing World of Warcraft a couple years ago. I have mixed feeling on stuff like this: I was an English major so I developed an appreciation for the “right” way to write, spell, and preserve our language. Like most educated camgirls, it really grates on me to have people using language like “h r u bb?” in my chatroom, but I find ‘1337speak’ to be fascinating, creative, and playful, and I love to see new words added to our language all the time.
Even lacking a neck, Rachael is still hot, and I love paper dolls. I have mixed feelings about her recipes, and Anthony Bourdain hates her which raises a red flag in my book. Still, who can resist the lure of a hot babe holding a pie?
My dad introduced me to Bourdain’s show on the Travel Channel, No Reservations, this year, and I immediately fell under his spell. He’s opinionate
Sugar daddy anyone? Hehehe, this auto-tuning guitar is so bad-ass, it probably made me hotter than anything I’ve seen online this week. Rock N Roll baby! (Hoping to pick up my guitar lessons again after the new year - this time of year…well…you know how it is.)
OK that’s all for now, was it as good for you as it was for me?
AdorableAudrey.com members: remember to check out my Archived Cam Shows area for 3 shows added including the extra-sexy shower and massage oil followed by some great toy fucking on the bathroom floor. I had the cam just so it looked like my legs were on your shoulders, fun stuff!
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Holiday Stockings Tease
By Audrey | December 11, 2007
Here’s a little preview of my latest video, a corset and stockings strip tease just to put you in the holiday spirit:
Loading...That’s right folks: I am a festive gal. I could care less for people who bemoan the commercialism of Christmas, who take issue with the religious parts of the holiday, or who sit around bemoaning their own lonlieness this time of year. I feel for those who have a rough time this year due to a personal tragedy (or whatever), but honestly I do not like my holiday parade rained on. I have read that almost every culture in the history of mankind has had some big holiday over the winter season, to bring good spirits to people when we need it most: dealing with the fucking cold.
I don’t care what you celebrate either, but DO celebrate, especially if you live someplace cold. We all need a pick me up this time of year, and despite the annoying mall crowds and continual loop of overplayed Christmas carols, everyone could use a bit of celebration. I will be having a quintessentially American-style Christmas complete with annoying family gatherings, lots of fattening food, cookie baking, and an orgy of consumerism. Speaking of which, buy me things! Ah the joys of the holidays. *grin*
Phew, I did
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