Horny Reader
By Audrey | February 9, 2010
In keeping with trying to post more photo galleries surrounding my own hobbies, I couldn’t resist a sexy bookworm set when I checked out a fresh batch of stuff from the library!
I put on these naughty little pajamas with the button-up ass – or should I say button-DOWN? I had fun wriggling out of them surrounded by my books – hmm I wonder what sexy things one might do to distract me from my reading? The full gallery is available now for members of my site AdorableAudrey.com - can’t wait to hear what they suggest for me to read next, I’ve had so much fun bonding over books with my fellow horny readers!
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Aphrodisiacs
By Audrey | February 6, 2010
Just took the “What aphrodesiac are you?” test. I didn’t even know asparagus was considered an aphrodesiac but I do love it so!
| You Are Asparagus |
 You’re not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty! |
1. blueberry smoothies
2. fresh berries of almost any kind really!
3. champagne
4. filet mignon
5. fresh pasta with herbs
6. grape juice
7. truffles
8. whipped cream, of course! (but REAL, none of this fake-o stuff!)
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Pre-birthday musings from an aging camgirl
By Audrey | February 3, 2010
Less than 2 weeks left til my birthday and I’ve been starting to obsess over my age a bit. I’d love to tell you all how old I am but you wouldn’t believe it anyway but I am starting to feel it I must say. Just today while going through my pictures I started to wonder is it time to retouch things a bit? I do love the polished glamour shots some ladies have on their sites but I’ve always tried to be myself, let it all hang out, and…really who has time to fuck around photoshopping off every blemish on my body? Well I suppose that’s all relative but it’s certainly not something I’ve ever wanted to devote much energy too. Though I contemplate it more and more these days. And botox. Still anti-boob jobs but I can see my feelings about them changing as I age…
Photo from this week. I still got it!
I actually look quite a bit younger than I am and have stuck with telling people online I’m 27 for…awhile now. I never wanted to lie about my age but about a year ago, to try it out, I decided to tell everyone the truth on cam for awhile and not one believed me, to the point where it was just too annoying to continue. I was having to defend myself against lying about to cash in on the MILF fantasies and I just didn’t want to spend my day doing that.
I don’t know why people persist in cam rooms to obsess over talking to lady about her age but it’s so boring. It’s the first question many people ask, even before saying hello! I try to point out the lack of manners but alas it is mostly lost on these younguns! It’s actually pretty funny when people will assume I am anything from 18 to 45 based on whatever they age they *wish* I were. Ahh, psychology!
Anyway this is all just to say that I get feel self conscious about having a tummy bulge, hang to the breasts, ummm texture to the back of the thigh…but I think that I look pretty damn good for my age, which is probably older than you assumed, unless you are reading this and counting things up right now. Where my credit for looking so much better than every one else in my graduating class?
Grr. I never wanted to be like this but the truth is, I HATE thinking about my age. I HATE that I have back problems, and gum problems, and shoulder issues, constantly reminding me that I am not quite so young as I have managed to fool my cam audience (and myself!) into believing I am. I hate even talking about it now but I guess I too am obsessing over it with my birthday coming up, or perhaps because I’ve been having to take it easy these days and feeling it a bit.
OK so as not to bum anyone out, I honestly do feel prettier than I ever have. I never had much confidence as a teen or in my early 20s, nor did I have a clue what to do with my hair or how to dress flatteringly and show off my best features really until a couple years ago. I still fail miserably sometimes but overall I think I’m a hotter package these days and I hope you do too!
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OK with all that said I guess it’s time for the obligatory camslut gift-begging! I’ve got a wishlist on Amazon, I also love stockings, lingerie, high heels, and comic books my fans select for me, and of course the best gift of all is your support! Join my site, get a private show from me, and make me feel sexy! I never really expect gifts and I don’t get all that many but when I do they really make a big impression, and the sexy ones (hell even the comic books sometimes!) tend to show up a fair amount on my site updates so it’s definitely fun to give and to receive!
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Just a couple misc. notes/announcements:
I updated the look and added my mirror masturbation video to my semi-neglected Clips4Sale store.
I added a couple new blogs to my sidebar! Check out Faith, Voluptuous Lynn, and Oasis.
People have been asking some interesting and some obnoxious questions on my Formspring Q&A. I answer them according to my whim since it’s just for fun and I have no idea who most of the askers are. If you’re a member of my site there are definitely easier ways to get a direct answer from me but feel free to ask something for the fun, especially if you have something more interesting to say than something that basically just boils down to “Can we fuck?” Very low chance of success with this come-on tactic guys!
My CamZ show is tomorrow! I’m feeling lots better since visiting the dentist Monday and SO ready to play with an appreciative audience so let’s have at it!
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Topless Gamer
By Audrey | January 29, 2010
The weekend to me these days means some time to kick back and play games on my new PS3, so of course I had to shoot a topless gamer set for you guys!
I’m totally casual in this set in just a thermal tee, tight jeans, cotton thong, and of course my joystick! I’ve been having a lot of fun getting back into shooting some sexy updates all around my hobbies and stuff I like, so my members can get to know me a little better and share in my fun!
Full set of 71 high resolution photos available now on AdorableAudrey.com
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What I’ve Been Doing in the Rain
By Audrey | January 27, 2010
Sorry I’ve been a little quiet lately in the blogosphere…I’m depressed about some teeth/gum problems I got the news of this month, trying to quit smoking, and it’s been raining like a fucker here so I guess I’ve had a lot on my mind.
I did start shooting some new pics and videos for my site and making some fun shoot plans with friends for February so I’ve got some goodies coming up to distract us all though! I’ve also started redecorating my bedroom a little bit with a new comforter, painting, and candles so I’ve been enjoying hanging out on my bed on my cam a fair amount this month so far.
Showing off my new ‘do on cam
I also got a cute new hairdo this week that I’m still trying to figure out how to style on my own, so…hopefully the next try will go better, but I did get in a shoot for Audrey’s Leg Tease right after I got back from the salon so you’ll get to see it in all it’s freshly-styled glory even if I never manage to figure it out (which is more than possible).
Also, I signed up for one of those “ask me anything” thingies I kept seeing on twitter so if you have any questions for me, ask away here, it’s kinda fun and you can post anonymously. Of course I maintain my right to silence but it’s been fun so far!
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Mirror Masturbation 2
By Audrey | January 18, 2010
A surprising (to me) “favorite” video among my members was “Mirror Masturbation” a little solo video I shot on the tripod in my old house which was blessed with a BOUNTY of mirrors. Oh how I can’t wait to move to another spot with 360 degree mirrors so you can really check out what flatters your booty. I just hope I can get there by the time I still want to see it! Anyway, that’s beside the point. The video was fun because it was simple, intimate, and the mirrors let the viewer see a variety of angles of me naked all at once.
Anyway I *still* keep getting letters about how much people enjoyed that video, so I decided it’s time for a sequel! Now I am not as blessed in the bathroom mirror department so this time I had to do a little stunt-work: I crawled right up over my little bathroom sink and squatted on the counter to play in front of the mirror and the medicine cabinet!
This was a lot of fun just like the first, with a little added panty play this time as I’m indulging in a lovely new purple paisley bra and panty set, teasing myself and getting nice and wet before I strip them off for a hot pussy fingering session. You can get these and all my other masturbation, fetish, and sex adventure videos on my site now. Members, be sure and comment on your favorite vids and let me know if you want sequels to any of them! Hehehe ;-)
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HNT: Flashing in the Snow
By Audrey | January 14, 2010
This was taken at about 3:30 AM in the middle of a nasty snow storm in Chicago a few years ago that had me snowbound at the house of a good friend and photographer. After some poker and wine I could not resist to get out in that snow and take some pictures. They didn’t come out the best quality because of the whole middle-of-the-night thing but this was about the most fun I’ve ever had in front of the camera. The cold air on my skin sobering my wine-flushed feeling and just dancing around naked with the light reflecting in the snow, I could have stayed out there all night it was so magical.
The only thing I miss about the snow these days is that it’s a more entertaining form of way-t00-fucking-cold than dry cold and wind. It all sucks and dancing naked in the moonlight moments are few and far between compared to bundled up and swearing moments. Can you tell, I am ready for summer already!
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Happy 2010!
By Audrey | January 2, 2010
Hey folks! Sorry to (mostly) disappear from the internets the past couple weeks but I needed a real holiday this year, what can I say? Last year I stayed home during the holidays, did a bit of celebrating and relaxing but also a lot of work and not much time with family and friends, so this year I did the opposite! I visited my parents and had a very nice chance to reconnect with my brother and sister over board games and YouTube, ate a giant Christmas dinner for 20 which my saintly grandmother managed to cook and organize for everyone, put in as much time as I could with all my relatives, and sorta wore myself out. I haven’t had much family time in the past few years though, so it was very nice despite the “issues” that most families have, things went pretty smoothly.
I came back and did a bit of work and then it was off to spend a couple days with Hercules to celebrate the New Year, some nice relaxing drunken and sexed-up times with him. To tell the truth I am a little oversexed now, I think I scratched myself…Yow! Feeling pretty good though and excited to get back to work. I just put the new comforter I got for Christmas on my bed and I am looking forward to spending some naughty time on it.
HeavyB has had a rough week between a bout of food poisoning and a toothache that’s been neglected a little too long with all the holiday craziness though, and his birthday is tomorrow. Poor guy!! Guess I’m gonna have to be an extra nice wifey…shouldn’t be too hard as we are currently on the hunt for a PS3 for our Xmas-to-each-other gift, so hopefully he can recuperate in fine gaming style.
I am not really doing resolutions this year though of course I have some goals for myself. Looking back on 2009, there were a few struggles, mostly with family drama and money/recession-related frustrations, but there were an awful lot more positives than negatives this year. Made some great new friends, I’ve accomplished a lot of what I set out to do work-wise, was adopted by the sweetest kitty ever, and I learned to paint! Pretty sweet if you ask me! Here’s to a happy and sexy 2010 for everyone!
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Unwrap Audrey!
By Audrey | December 22, 2009
What’s THAT big package under the tree? Could it be the horny lady you were asking Santa for?
I’m all dressed up in a cute new bra and panty set, eager to be unwrapped! I just love dressing up for the holidays in something a little naughty and getting wild under the tree! Full set of me getting ‘unwrapped’ available now on my homemade porn site.
XOX,
Audrey
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Naughty times on my webcam
By Audrey | December 19, 2009
I just grabbed a bunch of archived snapshots from my webcam and added them to my site – on of the best parts of having my own amateur porn site is getting to play with my members on cam every day, whether it’s a quick flash in the morning or a full-on naked show with toys and creative props!
Those are just a few of the 339 captures I posted from this Fall. I take a few almost every day while I’m playing on my webcam so it’s fun to post all these camgirl archives so my members can see what I have been up to every day.
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