My sexy weekend away
By Audrey | May 10, 2010
I took a couple days off to relax with my long-distance flame Hercules this weekend at the casino and just chill. I had been needing a vacation desperately but I’ve been so busy I am having to squeeze my fun into a weekend here and there lately.
So this weekend I decided to go for it and I did have an awesome time! Drinks, gambling, and fooling around Friday night, a leisurely time at the pool on Saturday, and a fancy dinner out and piano bar after, wine, some beers after…ooops how did I fall asleep in my cocktail dress with my panties missing?
Hmmm…not quite sure how that happened so Sunday of course I took it easy, came home and baked some banana bread and caught up with Betty White on SNL. Looking back I wouldn’t have it any other way, what a great weekend. My dress is just fine, just needs a little dry cleaning! Hehehe ;)
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Happy Cinco de Mayo
By Audrey | May 5, 2010
Did a very impromptu photo shoot this morning, because I ran into a snafu with the gallery I had planned to update my site with. Then I realized, hey hey, it’s Cinco de Mayo, I am in my sombrero feeling all sexy already, why not an old-school impromptu shoot?
If this sombrero could talk...
After I did this shoot, I went on cam for a bit and did a very kinky panty show in the red thong I was wearing. Olè!
On a not-so-naked note, I grew up loving and being fascinated by Mexican culture. I love the music, the food, and the people, and the racial tensions between us and our neighbors to the south these days have been heart-wrenching for me to see. Everywhere I go it seems like someone is terrified of a Mexican coming in and stealing their job, it’s the most well-to-do people I know who’s livelihoods are in NO way threatened that have the strongest opinions about it, and I just really, really don’t get it. I rarely comment on politics or anything of this nature, mostly because I despise politicians, but it makes me so sad to see such animosity in our culture these days, particularly living in the Southwest USA where tensions have been escalating. I am so frustrated that hard working families are persecuted for situations that have mostly arisen from dishonest corporations and politicians trying to find cheap labor at any cost.
Bah, anyway I am sorry to tarnish this awesome holiday with these gloomy thoughts. Please go celebrate a little Mexican culture today, have a taco, drink some tequila, maybe do a little salsa dancing, and think about how awesome it is that we get to grow up with this stuff here in the US. I am getting me some tacos tonight I can promise you!
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Half Naked Ramblings
By Audrey | April 29, 2010
Snapped while writing this post. See, I really am half naked! And rambling, read on...
Sorry for not blogging here since last week’s Flashing post for HNT. You see, I’m smack-dab in the middle of an identity crisis here, and as so many bloggers have found out, it’s often hard to separate your private life from your online life. Nothing bad has happened, in fact a lot of good things are going on right now, but I have a lot on my mind right now and I’m finding it hard to be very coherent or even interesting on my blog and twitter lately. And much of what is happening is stuff I really can’t talk about publicly at all so I tend to be vague and rambly on my blog, and this annoys me greatly.
I have been making more member’s only posts in my website, more like daily diary stuff than anything, mostly because it’s a lot more comfortable to write openly right now somewhere where I have a bit more level of trust in who is reading it than, you know, anyone on the internet who might stumble upon it. ;) I’ve been way busy updating my sites 3-4 times a week, but I don’t want this blog to turn into a big marketing-y thing so I haven’t posted much about the updates on here because, well, I am doing too many of them to keep up with everything. Ah, when will I ever get caught up?!
So yeah. Sorry, but I really have had to streamline some of my time and of course it seems most important to keep up with the stuff inside my members area than outside right now. Meh. Even this is a boring post. Like I said, you are not missing out on any deep insights from me right now, just a bit of spring fever and lots of pondering my life and navel gazing.
Here’s a sexy pic of me kissing Lizz and Julia from last week on Audrey’s Leg Tease to make up for my lack of having anything interesting to say. How is that for being coherent? And what the hell, since it’s sexy, I’m gonna go ahead and post it on HNT too, because I have really been enjoying blog hopping through everyone’s posts. What a fun way to gear up for the weekend. :D
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Flashing
By Audrey | April 22, 2010
I get a real rush out of taking flashing pictures like this in public…it’s not that I want to flash random strangers but I really do get a rush out of lifting my skirt or pulling my top down and taking a few quick dirty pictures. It really is a thrill! I have done this quite a bit actually, I was just rummaging through some old photos and I can’t believe how many outdoor flashing stuff I have actually taken over the years, and to top it off, never once been caught!
Anyone else do this or am I alone in my kink? If you want to try, here are a few tips from my experiences on how to get away with it and not get caught! First off, go when not so many people are out, especially if you are going to go to a busy location. Just pick a weekday morning or some time when most people are at work and go then. Keep an eye out for discreet places – it can be easy to find a deserted breezeway or corner to flash in if you keep your eyes peeled. Of course maybe you wanna get caught…just be careful and be quick! It’s not that I don’t like the idea of being caught at this by Mr. Right-for-Tonight but chances are it’ll be a cop or someone’s angry wife spying on me instead, so I like to keep it just discreet enough to stay safe, and just public enough to get a little kinky thrill!
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Yum, yum! Shoot with Hot Pandora
By Audrey | April 20, 2010
Hey guys! Just thought I’d titillate you a little about my time yesterday… I shot with a newcomer to the web, Miss Pandora, a sexy milf who recently started doing nude modelling and exploring her wild side.
I love shooting with older women, I find them so much more relaxed and confident that we can have a lot of fun and be silly and sexy at the same time. Sorry to say I don’t have any teaser pics to post yet but I promise there is some fun stuff coming sure to tickle some of your buttons, and she is coming back again in a couple more months for fun, so wooo hooo!
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Domme Fantasy Week!
By Audrey | April 19, 2010
I’ve decided to make a theme for My amateur porn empire this week, so all week on long My sites we will be celebrating Domme Fantasy Week!
I’m kicking it off with a new Pantyhose Domme set posted on Audrey’s Leg Tease, with some hot photos in black hose and sky-high heels for you to worship My legs in. I show off the goodies from my fetish toy collection I could use on you, and yes, you’ll be seeing a bit more of these later this week too! I’ve got more updates planned for this week inspired by some of the submissives I play with on cam, and I will be Mistress Audrey on this week’s show on CamZ as well, prepare to get on your knees for Me! ;)
Sounds like a perfect time to worship Me doesn’t it? If you haven’t done it yet get your ass in gear by joining My site already. I’ll whup you in the members area for not doing it sooner!
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PS – I’ve been wanting to do “theme weeks” like this for awhile now, so if you liked it or have a theme you want me to do, let me know! Could be a fun new way for me to take requests from my members, looking forward to hearing what you guys think.
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Taking Care of Me
By Audrey | April 17, 2010
First off, how adorable is the new nightie I am wearing in today’s update on my site? This reminds me so much of Waldo I couldn’t resist, though the little stripes make it impossible to wear on cam, I don’t care. It’s so comfy and the little ribbons are so much fun to play with, I had to shoot a little strip tease set so you could see up close what I’ve been lounging in many evenings.
Lately I’ve been almost angelic (for me anyway): working out an average of 3 days a week for an hour or just a bit over. I do a combination of at-home stuff like running up and down the stairs in my complex, workout tapes (I have a bunch already + thank you Netflix! ;), yoga, and other toning exercising and dumb-bells stuff. I’ve never been able to stick to going to the gym except when it was right next to my office, but I have quite a bit of exercise stuff, books, podcasts, magazines, all kinds of goodies to mix it up.
It’s nothing new for me to exercise but it is a bit different for me to be on an exercise kick like this with no weight loss goals in mind. For maybe the first time in my life I am exercising just for me, just to slow down and enjoy using my body, make it stronger, release all the stress I’ve been carrying. It feels wonderful!
Now, though I don’t really have any appearance related goals, I did buy a new sarong a couple weeks ago, and as soon as I did, I started looking forward to summer and swimsuit time! I realized this was the first year I had started a new workout program in time for it to actually make a difference by the time I am lounging around by the pool…hmmmmm! Got me all excited to shop for a new suit, sandals, earrings, the whole bathing ensemble!
Wait a minute…the point of this post is that I am working out and trying to NOT care if I lose weight, look better, or keep up with the Crunch girls on my workout tapes. It’s nice to envision my toned butt by the pool (go ahead, imagine it, isn’t it lovely?) but I have NO interest in dieting right now. I’ve learned to do things in moderation *most* of time and that is enough for me, even if I have a little belly pooch til the day I die. The point is getting stronger, feeling better, kissing goodbye to tension, and trying to be healthier overall.
When I am exercising regularly like this it really makes me realize just how important it really is, taking care of my body and treating it right. Dangerous territory of generalization here, but I really believe that our culture is so fixated with our bodies as tools – that it’s important to look beautiful or powerful or attractive because it’s part of what it means to be “Successful”. So many times in my life I have adopted a new workout routine because I wanted to lose weight, fit into a dress, look hot by the swimming pool – yep as you can see I am not immune to these kinds of pressures even now!
Not as often, but sometimes in moments of clarity, I feel that exercise, eating healthy, and taking care of my body should not have anything to do with some other goal. We think of our minds and bodies as separate, yet when we fail to take care of our bodies, all these little nasty bouts of depression, anger, and frustration can plague us. I especially am prone to this and if I stop exercising, it’s almost a guarantee that I’ll start feeling depressed within a couple of weeks. Makes me wonder why I would need a new dress or a swimsuit to motivate me to take care of myself when the real reason is much more basic and obvious: I take care of my body because it is ME.
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One of those what’s going on in my life entries
By Audrey | April 11, 2010
Sorry I have been neglecting my blog a bit, it has been a lot of work keeping organized maintaining my sites, shooting new stuff, and entertaining my family for their long visit. Yikes! Hmmm, not to mention the hours I have poured into Final Fantasy XIII the past few weeks soo….yeah….sorry!
The good news is I have a new system to keep me organized about the upcoming updates for all my sites. I have actually quite a bit of fetish content I have shot both of myself and other ladies that I have been holding onto for a couple new sites, but DAMN did I need to get organized first.
I had been in a bit of a funk since Christmas I think but I am starting to feel very positive now. All that painful dental work is over and paid for, I have been exercising like a madwoman in preparation for bikini season (for once early enough in the year for it to make a difference!), and I have a few exciting things going on in the world of non-porn opportunities.
Also, I have been practicing my artwork daily and I think I am improving quite a bit – I would love to retire on the beach and just paint all day at some point in my life so I have decided, why wait? Might as well start painting now, by the time I am ready to retire from other kinds of work I will probably be a master! (Assuming I retire at age 70 or so. Optimistic, aren’t I?)
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Spring has Sprung!
By Audrey | March 25, 2010
I must say I’m happy with the way Spring has started for me! This week has been full of sunny, springy activities, and a pleasant family visit.
I planted this little herb garden this week, and I’m eagerly awaiting my oregano, cilantro, parsley, rosemary, basil, and thyme sprouts. I’ve never had a kitchen garden before and my cat is entirely too interested in it, so wish me luck!
I took my parents to the Spring conservatory display at the Bellagio, and WOW, what an amazing scent in that room, full to the brim with fragrant hyacinth and bright with tulips, one of my favorite flowers.
Yesterday we went on a scenic country drive, explored a cactus nursery, the Red Rock Canyon, and enjoyed the sunshine, a thoroughly lovely and tiring day!
With all that sunshine-related fun I am definitely ready to kick my winter blues goodbye! I’m almost done with my ongoing dental work, the weather is warm, and it’s time for short skirts and sandals again. Soon enough I’ll be in a bikini tasting food out of my new herb garden–I love it when it warms up outside! :)
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Dirty Doodles
By Audrey | March 23, 2010
I think it’s so awesome that members of my site have been asking for more “Audrey the Artist” updates! It’s so flattering that my members really care about more than tits and ass and are into seeing my at my hobbies and supporting them. You guys rule!
This is no serious artist update, just a fun time grabbing some sketch pad, drawing a few silly dirty doodles, and then finding another, even naughtier use for my mighty pen!
Artwork and sex can both be a great escape so why not combine them? I am longing to do another soap crayons set again too, perhaps I could do some dirty doodles all over my clean skin? Hmmmm….wanna help be the eraser? All you have to do is rub…
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