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Aphrodisiacs
By Audrey | February 6, 2010
Just took the “What aphrodesiac are you?” test. I didn’t even know asparagus was considered an aphrodesiac but I do love it so!
| You Are Asparagus |
 You’re not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty! |
So there you have it…I’m about as subtle as a train wreck when I’m horny and I want someone. This much is true…I don’t tend to hit on people that often or be this obvious when I first meet someone, though from time to time I will! I love looking sexy and flirty, and I will definitely let someone know if I want them.
Since we’re on the subject of aphrodesiacs, I thought I’d make a little list of some of my favorite foods that do actually put me in the mood. (Asparagus? Really? I love the stuff but it makes your pee smell funky – this makes people horny?)
Anyway, here are my personal aphrodisiacs:
1. blueberry smoothies
2. fresh berries of almost any kind really!
3. champagne
4. filet mignon
5. fresh pasta with herbs
6. grape juice
7. truffles
8. whipped cream, of course! (but REAL, none of this fake-o stuff!)
That’s about all I can think of now…I do enjoy oysters but haven’t really found them to be an aphrodesiac. Of course I think most of this stuff has very little scientific basis, BUT I definitely believe being well fed and loving your food contributes to being a happy and horny person. Got any sexual trigger foods yourself?
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