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Snarky is so Sexy
By Audrey | February 4, 2008
I’d to thank the producers of Lost for taking into account every woman’s fantasy in creating Sawyer and bringing to life the most perfect combination of stereotypically hot, sexy, manly characteristics rolled into one man that I’ve seen since Rhett Butler. Look at all of them. He’s like a buffet of sexy male stereotypes all rolled into one mouthwatering heap:
- Rock hard abs
- Greasy yet perfect long hair
- Exposed muscled chest under shirt with missing buttons
- Tortured past
- Voracious reader
- With reading glasses
- Humor as defense-mechanism
- Did I mention his abs? Errr same goes for everything else on his body
- Smirk
- Sensitive side
Hmmm what did I miss? It doesn’t hurt that he wanders around in jeans and an unbuttoned shirt most of the time, my very favorite look. Thank you again Lost producers!!
Also, the Sawyer nickname generator indicates he would call me “Little Bo Peep”. How fucking hot is that?
Now, sorry for my hypocrisy but a not to my horny male readers: This does not mean you should suddenly start calling me Little Bo Peep, because without the rock-hard abs and tortured past, it could come off insulting.
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