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    Bikini Bush

    By Audrey | April 30, 2008

    Well, bikini season is nearly upon us (hoooooray!) and I just don’t know what to do about my bush. Trim? Get a booty short suit or something with a skirt and forget it? Who cares cuz I mostly swim in my own yard?

    I started growing out from the little sloppy triangle/stripe thing I had going on because I’m too wimpy to wax and I was sick of getting razor burn. No matter what products I use I get blotchy red skin if I shave too much and I was sick of looking at it. Also, I had no real reason to be shaping my pubic hair like this other than some vague notion I was supposed to trim it somehow, you know like in Playboy! I just never could get a good little stripe or triangle shape down, and can’t stand the bald look on myself, so I finally just said screw it.

    Well lo and behold (and I am sure no surprise to several web model/camgirl friends of mine) it turns out that letting my garden grow not only saves time and energy but it has seemed to attract quite a few new fans. In fact quite a few folks are asking me to grow more more MORE! Hmmm I thought you all knew by now my pubic hair grooming is not up for public debate? Sure I’ll ramble on it but as soon as someone else renders an opinion I’m likely to remind them I don’t tell them what to do with their bush, and no one who isn’t fucking me gets an opinion anyway. Actually no one who is fucking me gets an opinion either - complaining about my bush is the fastest way to get knocked off my booty call list mmmmkay?

    Well I’m not gonna be dousing my bush with Rogaine any time soon but I am happy that my time-saving is making some of you hot. To tell you the truth, I am loving it too - a more natural bush just seems to fit better on my curves if that makes sense.

    So yeah…maybe I’ll just stick to skinny dipping and get a booty short suit for public swimming. Come to think of it, I have never owned a suit like that even when I had quite a few more lumps and pounds to hide. Wow, not only is going natural flattering and time-saving but it turns out to be a good excuse to shop. Yay for bikini bush!

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    3 Responses to “Bikini Bush”

    1. Doc Holiday Says:
      May 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 am

      MMMMMMMMM… I remember years ago when we shaved Gemini for the first time 17 years ago it was considered “kinky”, “wrong”, “bad taste”, etc… Bush was what was common… Now just the thought of a “Bush” turns me on… And when it’s attached to you… OMG!!! What a Package!!! You are gorgeous and with BUSH!!! YUMMMY!!!

      Love ya,

      Doc

    2. Audrey Says:
      May 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm

      Hehe Thanks Doc! I must say I am enjoying being ‘uncommon’ again, LOL!

    3. Trixie Says:
      May 3rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm

      I’m with you on this! My razor rash is way worse now that I stopped tanning, too — HATE it, so I might try waxing (since I want to have everything visible when/if we get pregnant). Sigh. Miss the bush.

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