Corporate Life
By Audrey | July 26, 2010
Ahhh corporate-life! I’m already exhausted and I just started this job! Had to work late tonight for the dumbest reason – the guy I’m carpooling with wandered over to my desk 10 minutes AFTER quitting time to say he still had tons to do and is it ok if we wait another 45 minutes to an hour to head home? Ummm…like I have a choice at this point?
*grumble*
Anyway, aside from dumb stuff like that, things are going pretty well. I’m getting settled into the new house and it’s quite nice. I finally got the chance to take some new pictures last week and I’ll be posting some to the site soon, it is always so much fun to have a new spot to take pics in!
I also started some new arts and crafts projects to keep me busy. I have GOT to have lots of stuff to do with my hands since I quit smoking, it’s really driving me nuts in the evenings if I don’t keep myself busy. I’m about to set up my easel and do a little painting tonight in fact, I’ve got to decorate this place!
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Flashing at the Bar!
By Audrey | July 20, 2010
Woohoo! I travelled to Tempe this weekend to hang out at a Meet & Greet hosted by my friends Faith and Dawn Marie, here we are partying it up with porn star Veronica Vaughn.
Hell yeah we got to flash in the bar! Sweeeet! I never get to do that in Vegas bars because of all the damn security cameras. Sin City my ass!! Hehehe :) It was great to rub boobies with these sexy ladies! I definitely have a thing for flashing, I’m going to need to compile all my flashing pics at some point for a special gallery I think, I am getting quite the collection!
Members of my site also got a new video blog today also, I’d share with you all but to tell ya the truth I feel silly doing vlogs and I’m just more comfortable doing them members only. So go join my site, I could use the encouragement! ;-)
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Back online at last!
By Audrey | July 16, 2010
I’m all moved into a new house I’m renting with lots more space, not a lot more expense, and a yard! Wooohooo!! I start my new day job next week AND I am 11 days off cigarettes now. Yep, big changes over here, in fact last week was probably the single most stressful week of my life with the exception of the week I got married. Yikes!!
I’m so glad I survived, and I’m looking forward to things getting better and better. I’m pretty tired so I’m going to take it easy today and catch up on email and websites I missed out on for the past week. I missed you all, it’s SO good to have my little laptop up and running again! :-)
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Hello out there!
By Audrey | June 17, 2010
Hi folks! Sorry to be absent from this blog…I’ve been keeping up to date posting pics, videos, and blogs in my private member area, but my life has been a bit of a crazy ride lately and I haven’t had the time or desire to publish out there for everyone in the world to read.
I hope you understand, and if you really, really miss me, you can always join my site to see what I’ve been blogging about in (semi)secret. (And if you are a webgirl or webmaster promoting my site feel free to hit me up for some access if you like.)
Thanks so much to all my readers for supporting me, I hope I have something more interesting to say here soon. Heheh ;)
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My sexy weekend away
By Audrey | May 10, 2010
I took a couple days off to relax with my long-distance flame Hercules this weekend at the casino and just chill. I had been needing a vacation desperately but I’ve been so busy I am having to squeeze my fun into a weekend here and there lately.
So this weekend I decided to go for it and I did have an awesome time! Drinks, gambling, and fooling around Friday night, a leisurely time at the pool on Saturday, and a fancy dinner out and piano bar after, wine, some beers after…ooops how did I fall asleep in my cocktail dress with my panties missing?
Hmmm…not quite sure how that happened so Sunday of course I took it easy, came home and baked some banana bread and caught up with Betty White on SNL. Looking back I wouldn’t have it any other way, what a great weekend. My dress is just fine, just needs a little dry cleaning! Hehehe ;)
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Happy Cinco de Mayo
By Audrey | May 5, 2010
Did a very impromptu photo shoot this morning, because I ran into a snafu with the gallery I had planned to update my site with. Then I realized, hey hey, it’s Cinco de Mayo, I am in my sombrero feeling all sexy already, why not an old-school impromptu shoot?
After I did this shoot, I went on cam for a bit and did a very kinky panty show in the red thong I was wearing. Olè!
On a not-so-naked note, I grew up loving and being fascinated by Mexican culture. I love the music, the food, and the people, and the racial tensions between us and our neighbors to the south these days have been heart-wrenching for me to see. Everywhere I go it seems like someone is terrified of a Mexican coming in and stealing their job, it’s the most well-to-do people I know who’s livelihoods are in NO way threatened that have the strongest opinions about it, and I just really, really don’t get it. I rarely comment on politics or anything of this nature, mostly because I despise politicians, but it makes me so sad to see such animosity in our culture these days, particularly living in the Southwest USA where tensions have been escalating. I am so frustrated that hard working families are persecuted for situations that have mostly arisen from dishonest corporations and politicians trying to find cheap labor at any cost.
Bah, anyway I am sorry to tarnish this awesome holiday with these gloomy thoughts. Please go celebrate a little Mexican culture today, have a taco, drink some tequila, maybe do a little salsa dancing, and think about how awesome it is that we get to grow up with this stuff here in the US. I am getting me some tacos tonight I can promise you!
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Half Naked Ramblings
By Audrey | April 29, 2010

Snapped while writing this post. See, I really am half naked! And rambling, read on...
Sorry for not blogging here since last week’s Flashing post for HNT. You see, I’m smack-dab in the middle of an identity crisis here, and as so many bloggers have found out, it’s often hard to separate your private life from your online life. Nothing bad has happened, in fact a lot of good things are going on right now, but I have a lot on my mind right now and I’m finding it hard to be very coherent or even interesting on my blog and twitter lately. And much of what is happening is stuff I really can’t talk about publicly at all so I tend to be vague and rambly on my blog, and this annoys me greatly.
I have been making more member’s only posts in my website, more like daily diary stuff than anything, mostly because it’s a lot more comfortable to write openly right now somewhere where I have a bit more level of trust in who is reading it than, you know, anyone on the internet who might stumble upon it. ;) I’ve been way busy updating my sites 3-4 times a week, but I don’t want this blog to turn into a big marketing-y thing so I haven’t posted much about the updates on here because, well, I am doing too many of them to keep up with everything. Ah, when will I ever get caught up?!
So yeah. Sorry, but I really have had to streamline some of my time and of course it seems most important to keep up with the stuff inside my members area than outside right now. Meh. Even this is a boring post. Like I said, you are not missing out on any deep insights from me right now, just a bit of spring fever and lots of pondering my life and navel gazing.
Here’s a sexy pic of me kissing Lizz and Julia from last week on Audrey’s Leg Tease to make up for my lack of having anything interesting to say. How is that for being coherent? And what the hell, since it’s sexy, I’m gonna go ahead and post it on HNT too, because I have really been enjoying blog hopping through everyone’s posts. What a fun way to gear up for the weekend. :D
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Flashing
By Audrey | April 22, 2010
I get a real rush out of taking flashing pictures like this in public…it’s not that I want to flash random strangers but I really do get a rush out of lifting my skirt or pulling my top down and taking a few quick dirty pictures. It really is a thrill! I have done this quite a bit actually, I was just rummaging through some old photos and I can’t believe how many outdoor flashing stuff I have actually taken over the years, and to top it off, never once been caught!
Anyone else do this or am I alone in my kink? If you want to try, here are a few tips from my experiences on how to get away with it and not get caught! First off, go when not so many people are out, especially if you are going to go to a busy location. Just pick a weekday morning or some time when most people are at work and go then. Keep an eye out for discreet places – it can be easy to find a deserted breezeway or corner to flash in if you keep your eyes peeled. Of course maybe you wanna get caught…just be careful and be quick! It’s not that I don’t like the idea of being caught at this by Mr. Right-for-Tonight but chances are it’ll be a cop or someone’s angry wife spying on me instead, so I like to keep it just discreet enough to stay safe, and just public enough to get a little kinky thrill!
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Yum, yum! Shoot with Hot Pandora
By Audrey | April 20, 2010
Hey guys! Just thought I’d titillate you a little about my time yesterday… I shot with a newcomer to the web, Miss Pandora, a sexy milf who recently started doing nude modelling and exploring her wild side.
I love shooting with older women, I find them so much more relaxed and confident that we can have a lot of fun and be silly and sexy at the same time. Sorry to say I don’t have any teaser pics to post yet but I promise there is some fun stuff coming sure to tickle some of your buttons, and she is coming back again in a couple more months for fun, so wooo hooo!
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Domme Fantasy Week!
By Audrey | April 19, 2010
I’ve decided to make a theme for My amateur porn empire this week, so all week on long My sites we will be celebrating Domme Fantasy Week!
I’m kicking it off with a new Pantyhose Domme set posted on Audrey’s Leg Tease, with some hot photos in black hose and sky-high heels for you to worship My legs in. I show off the goodies from my fetish toy collection I could use on you, and yes, you’ll be seeing a bit more of these later this week too! I’ve got more updates planned for this week inspired by some of the submissives I play with on cam, and I will be Mistress Audrey on this week’s show on CamZ as well, prepare to get on your knees for Me! ;)
Sounds like a perfect time to worship Me doesn’t it? If you haven’t done it yet get your ass in gear by joining My site already. I’ll whup you in the members area for not doing it sooner!
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PS – I’ve been wanting to do “theme weeks” like this for awhile now, so if you liked it or have a theme you want me to do, let me know! Could be a fun new way for me to take requests from my members, looking forward to hearing what you guys think.
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