By Audrey | April 15, 2011
So everyone who knows me knows I love summer, and I love dressing cute. Sarongs are one of my favorite things to wear, so I have several. Of course, you know I HAD to take picures, right?
I love this one! I think I bought it at a cutesy stand on Fremont Street in Vegas, and knew it would be perfect for summer sunning. Obviously it’s very handy for homemade flashing too:
Anyway, I better get back to my tanning. My ass needs all the sun I can give it! If you want to see more of my pics, head on over to my site and check them out!
By Audrey | March 29, 2011
So I stumbled across this message board where guys were talking about trying to give up masturbating for 100 days! Yikes, can you imagine? They were trying to overcome internet porn addiction or be super pure and religious or something, varying reasons…but they sounded pretty messed up in the head and stressed out to me!
I believe masturbation is essential to good mental and physical health – it’s relaxing, lower’s blood pressure, reduces pain, and pretty damn fun! I don’t masturbate as much now as when I was camming full time (gee, I wonder why? Hehehe) but I doubt if I’ve gone more than 10 days in YEARS no matter what I was up to, in sickness or health, for richer for poorer… It’s like sleep or a good body scrub, sometimes you just NEED to do it!
So what’s the longest you’ve ever gone? Ever tried to swear off it? I know some people have overcome issues with sex, guilt, and masturbation and of course not everyone is as big a slut as I am…but reading these non-masturbators talk it sounded like they were starting to go a little cuckoo from the deprivation…
By Audrey | March 5, 2011
So life has been pretty crazy lately but I hope it will calm down in the next couple of weeks. Work has been insane for the past month, it is our busy season and everyone has been sick, including myself. Ucks! With no sick days yet and so much to do I’ve been dragging but I am finally better and I finished off a few really big projects. My in-laws are visiting next week too, which means this weekend I must clean the house like mad. But after all that I think my schedule will clear up a bit and I’ll have time for some spring fun!
I need a vacation badly, even just a weekend away. Any suggestions?
Last night I went on a pub crawl with a couple friends, it was a blast but I totally forgot to eat dinner!! As a result I got soooo drunk and silly and ended up making out with my friend, cuz I’m a slutty drunk like that. Wheeee! As you can imagine I’m feeling the pain this morning, just having a snack and then thinking about finding a huge meal. Chinese buffet anyone?
By Audrey | December 16, 2010
Oh I could use being humped…. It’s been a crazy month with the holidays, my work schedule, office Xmas party, doing the family birthdays and so on.. *phew*! I’m travelling this year to see family and it’s been a careful balancing act between everything but I think I’m almost ready for the holidays. I have some presents left to buy, food to cook, and suitcases to pack though so I’ve been very focused on To Do lists and things like that…
Come New Years I have lots of resolutions to make, I need to shed a few pounds and spend more time on good things like art, reading, yoga, dancing, etc!!! Of course I have some bad habits I’d like to get rid of but I think I’m going to focus on spending more time on my GOOD hobbies and hope they crowd out the things I need to do less of?
Also I need to floss more…but I’ll worry about that after Christmas…after all, I have fudge to make and dinners to plan…
Also, I really need to get laid. Since when have I been such a housewife? One Xmas eve I spent up til dawn at the Casino, kissed the wrong person, and played video games the next day. *sigh* The rigors of a 9-5…
By Audrey | November 1, 2010
|Ahhh the Monday after a holiday. Always a long day! My Halloween was very fun this year, I spruced up my old Aphrodite costume and hit the town for a party Friday night some new friends were throwing. It was a blast, not only was there a kickass parade of sexy ladies in costumes, I also got a dip in the jacuzzi and some late night marshmallow roasting action!
On Saturday I went to a haunted house, first time in a few years for that and it was spookier than ever. There was a loooong maze in total blackness, I seriously about lost my mind in there – so claustrophobic!
Sunday night I was pretty tired from everything and hubby wasn’t feeling well, so we stuck around the house, picked up, and readied ourselves for Trick-or-Treaters. It was nice to have enough kids to make a dent in our candy basket this time, it’s been awhile since I’ve had any but we are in a much more family-friendly area of town now, so I had fun passing out the candy. (and munching on some myself!) Not as many hot MILFs as I’d hoped for but I guess I did see my share of hotties this year at the party and haunted house! :)
Today I am a little tired and not feeling the Monday grind. Looking forward to some yoga and reading tonight. I still haven’t watched the new Walking Dead TV premier yet either, that’s definitely on the agenda!
By Audrey | September 14, 2010
Well at last it’s cooling down a bit! The heat and I haven’t been getting along well this summer and it’s put a bit of a damper on my sex drive. Between that and all the commotion and change this summer it’s been a wild ride and I am ready to settle in for some cozy times in Fall and get a bit more frisky.
I was excited to get back on cam for a little while on Sunday, hmmmm I am out of practice! I never knew where to put my cam, kept getting out of the frame, but I think I got back into the swing of things fairly easily…anyway not camming for so long made me extra horny when I got online so that’s a good thing!!
I hope I’ll be able to get back online and do a bit more soon, I uncovered so many sexy outfits while unpacking – stuff that people have requested and even a few things I forgot I owned. Can’t wait to get sexy in it all…and in fact I think I’m gonna go take a photo set while I’m getting horny thinking about it.
By Audrey | July 26, 2010
Ahhh corporate-life! I’m already exhausted and I just started this job! Had to work late tonight for the dumbest reason – the guy I’m carpooling with wandered over to my desk 10 minutes AFTER quitting time to say he still had tons to do and is it ok if we wait another 45 minutes to an hour to head home? Ummm…like I have a choice at this point?
Anyway, aside from dumb stuff like that, things are going pretty well. I’m getting settled into the new house and it’s quite nice. I finally got the chance to take some new pictures last week and I’ll be posting some to the site soon, it is always so much fun to have a new spot to take pics in!
I also started some new arts and crafts projects to keep me busy. I have GOT to have lots of stuff to do with my hands since I quit smoking, it’s really driving me nuts in the evenings if I don’t keep myself busy. I’m about to set up my easel and do a little painting tonight in fact, I’ve got to decorate this place!
By Audrey | July 20, 2010
Hell yeah we got to flash in the bar! Sweeeet! I never get to do that in Vegas bars because of all the damn security cameras. Sin City my ass!! Hehehe :) It was great to rub boobies with these sexy ladies! I definitely have a thing for flashing, I’m going to need to compile all my flashing pics at some point for a special gallery I think, I am getting quite the collection!
Members of my site also got a new video blog today also, I’d share with you all but to tell ya the truth I feel silly doing vlogs and I’m just more comfortable doing them members only. So go join my site, I could use the encouragement! ;-)
By Audrey | July 16, 2010
I’m all moved into a new house I’m renting with lots more space, not a lot more expense, and a yard! Wooohooo!! I start my new day job next week AND I am 11 days off cigarettes now. Yep, big changes over here, in fact last week was probably the single most stressful week of my life with the exception of the week I got married. Yikes!!
I’m so glad I survived, and I’m looking forward to things getting better and better. I’m pretty tired so I’m going to take it easy today and catch up on email and websites I missed out on for the past week. I missed you all, it’s SO good to have my little laptop up and running again! :-)
By Audrey | June 17, 2010
Hi folks! Sorry to be absent from this blog…I’ve been keeping up to date posting pics, videos, and blogs in my private member area, but my life has been a bit of a crazy ride lately and I haven’t had the time or desire to publish out there for everyone in the world to read.
I hope you understand, and if you really, really miss me, you can always join my site to see what I’ve been blogging about in (semi)secret. (And if you are a webgirl or webmaster promoting my site feel free to hit me up for some access if you like.)
Thanks so much to all my readers for supporting me, I hope I have something more interesting to say here soon. Heheh ;)